Operator: Virgin Voyages
Duration: 8 days / 7 nights
Rating: Luxury
Holiday Type: Cruise, Ocean_Cruise
Operating Season: 2026
Comfort Rating: N/A
Get ready to laugh your aft off on this 7-night comedy fest at sea. Sailing round-trip from Portsmouth, with stops in Bruges and Amsterdam — plus an overnight in Hamburg — you'll explore canals, coffee shops, and culture by day, then LOL to a side-splitting lineup of true comedy VIPs (and VIPs-to-be) by night.
| Departure | Return | Ship | From Port | To Port | Availability |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aug 20, 2026 | Aug 27, 2026 | Valiant Lady | Portsmouth | Portsmouth | Available |
| Room Grade | Type | Double | Single | Triple | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Massive Suite | suite | £ | £ | £ | closed |
| Fab Suite | suite | £ | £ | £ | closed |
| Posh Suite | suite | £ | £ | £ | closed |
| Gorgeous Suite | suite | £5097.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Brilliant Suite | suite | £3302.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Cheeky Corner Suite - Biggest Terrace | suite | £3862.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Cheeky Corner Suite - Even Bigger Terrace | suite | £3722.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Cheeky Corner Suite - Pretty Big Terrace | suite | £3827.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Seriously Suite | suite | £3197.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Sweet Aft Suite - Biggest Terrace | suite | £3547.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Sweet Aft Suite - Even Bigger Terrace | suite | £3512.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Sweet Aft Suite - Pretty Big Terrace | suite | £3442.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| XL Sea Terrace | balcony | £1807.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Central Sea Terrace | balcony | £1574.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| The Sea Terrace | balcony | £1574.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Limited View Sea Terrace | balcony | £1374.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Solo Sea View | outside | £ | £ | £ | closed |
| The Sea View | outside | £1309.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Solo Insider | inside | £ | £ | £ | closed |
| The Insider | inside | £1109.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| The Insider (Guarantee Cabin) | inside | £1015.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| The Sea View (Guarantee Cabin) | outside | £1330.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| The Sea Terrace (Guarantee Cabin) | balcony | £1365.0 | £ | £ | Available |
| Social Insider | inside | £ | £ | £ | |
| Mega RockStar (Guarantee Quarters) | suite | £ | £ | £ | closed |
| RockStar (Guarantee Quarters) | suite | £3115.0 | £ | £ | Available |
Photo credit: Photo by Johannes Heel on Unsplash
Portsmouth
EnglandPortsmouth is one of the most densely populated cities in Southern England, and is unusual as most of its built-up area occupies Portsea Island, linked to the mainland by road and rail bridges. Although there is a Roman fort at nearby Portchester, occupied later by the Saxons and Normans, there was no settlement on the site of Portsmouth at the time of the 1086 Domesday Book. The town developed in medieval times and received its first charter in 1194 from King Richard I; soon afterwards it became a major naval base. It has the world’s oldest dry dock, and is home to several famous ships, including HMS Victory, HMS Warrior and the Mary Rose, raised from the Solent in 1982. Portsmouth remains an important naval base and is home to a large proportion of the British service fleet. The waterfront area is now dominated by the Spinnaker Tower, 560 feet high, the United Kingdom’s tallest building outside London. Other things to see in the city include the house where Charles Dickens was born, and the City Museum, which contains a permanent exhibition devoted to another famous writer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who lived in the town.
Operator Notes:
With its evolution made evident by its top seafaring landmarks and pub-filled cobble streets, Portsmouth is the perfect place to start (or end) your British holiday.
At Sea
Photo credit: Ben Kerckx
Zeebrugge
BelgiumIn 1895 work began to construct a new seaport and harbour next to the tiny village of Zeebrugge, situated on the North Sea coast. Today the fast-expanding port of Zeebrugge is one of the busiest in Europe and its marina is Belgium’s most important fishing port. Many attempts were made to destroy this important port during both World Wars. Zeebrugge is ideally located for discovering the historic city of Bruges, and delightful seaside resorts with long sandy beaches can be visited by using the trams that run the whole length of the Belgian coast. Please note that no food may be taken ashore in Belgium. We shall not be offering shuttle buses to Bruges, but you may visit the city on an optional excursion: those visiting Bruges should note that there may be quite a long walk from the coach to the town centre.
Operator Notes:
Melding classic European flair with the charm of a seaside fishing town, soak in historic Old Town, explore the cafes and Baroque guild houses of Butchers' Street, or take a scenic sail in Ghent.
Amsterdam
NetherlandsAmsterdam combines the unrivaled beauty of the 17th-century Golden Age city center with plenty of museums and art of the highest order, not to mention a remarkably laid-back atmosphere. It all comes together to make this one of the world's most appealing and offbeat metropolises in the world. Built on a latticework of concentric canals like an aquatic rainbow, Amsterdam is known as the City of Canals—but it's no Venice, content to live on moonlight serenades and former glory. Quite the contrary: on nearly every street here you'll find old and new side by side—quiet corners where time seems to be holding its breath next to streets like neon-lit Kalverstraat, and Red Light ladies strutting by the city's oldest church. Indeed, Amsterdam has as many lovely facets as a 40-carat diamond polished by one of the city's gem cutters. It's certainly a metropolis, but a rather small and very accessible one. Locals tend to refer to it as a big village, albeit one that happens to pack the cultural wallop of a major world destination. There are scores of concerts every day, numerous museums, summertime festivals, and, of course, a legendary year-round party scene. It's pretty much impossible to resist Amsterdam's charms. With 7,000 registered monuments, most of which began as the residences and warehouses of humble merchants, set on 160 man-made canals, and traversed by 1,500 or so bridges, Amsterdam has the largest historical inner city in Europe. Its famous circle of waterways, the grachtengordel, was a 17th-century urban expansion plan for the rich and is a lasting testament to the city’s Golden Age. This town is endearing because of its kinder, gentler nature—but a reputation for championing sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll does not alone account for Amsterdam's being one of the most popular destinations in Europe: consider that within a single square mile the city harbors some of the greatest achievements in Western art, from Rembrandt to Van Gogh. Not to mention that this is one of Europe's great walking cities, with so many of its treasures in the untouted details: tiny alleyways barely visible on the map, hidden garden courtyards, shop windows, floating houseboats, hidden hofjes(courtyards with almshouses), sudden vistas of church spires, and gabled roofs that look like so many unframed paintings. And don’t forget that the joy lies in details: elaborate gables and witty gable stones denoting the trade of a previous owner. Keep in mind that those XXX symbols you see all over town are not a mark of the city's triple-X reputation. They're part of Amsterdam's official coat of arms—three St. Andrew's crosses, believed to represent the three dangers that have traditionally plagued the city: flood, fire, and pestilence. The coat's motto ("Valiant, determined, compassionate") was introduced in 1947 by Queen Wilhelmina in remembrance of the 1941 February Strike in Amsterdam—the first time in Europe that non-Jewish people protested against the persecution of Jews by the Nazi regime.
Operator Notes:
Golden Age canals lined with quirky brick buildings act as a storybook backdrop for this delightful Dutch destination. Packed with museums, vintage shops, and phenomenal restaurants and bars — it’s a stylish, laid-back cultural hub where rich historic charm meets youthful, European energy.
Photo credit: Adrian Degner
Hamburg
GermanyHamburg is Germany’s second-largest city with a history dating back to Charlemagne. A major port, this vibrant city is home to art and culture, extensive shopping facilities, Baroque buildings and waterfront vistas. With its well-known fish market, art galleries and Museums together with several beautiful parks including a botanical garden, this is a city with something for everyone. British visitors who remember the Swinging Sixties may like to visit the streets around Grosse Freiheit, where an unknown pop group called The Beatles gave their first public performances in various local clubs before achieving worldwide fame.
Operator Notes:
Hamburg is home to hundreds of canals, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, Gothic Revival architecture & so much more.
Photo credit: Adrian Degner
Hamburg
GermanyHamburg is Germany’s second-largest city with a history dating back to Charlemagne. A major port, this vibrant city is home to art and culture, extensive shopping facilities, Baroque buildings and waterfront vistas. With its well-known fish market, art galleries and Museums together with several beautiful parks including a botanical garden, this is a city with something for everyone. British visitors who remember the Swinging Sixties may like to visit the streets around Grosse Freiheit, where an unknown pop group called The Beatles gave their first public performances in various local clubs before achieving worldwide fame.
Operator Notes:
Hamburg is home to hundreds of canals, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, Gothic Revival architecture & so much more.
At Sea
Photo credit: Photo by Johannes Heel on Unsplash
Portsmouth
EnglandPortsmouth is one of the most densely populated cities in Southern England, and is unusual as most of its built-up area occupies Portsea Island, linked to the mainland by road and rail bridges. Although there is a Roman fort at nearby Portchester, occupied later by the Saxons and Normans, there was no settlement on the site of Portsmouth at the time of the 1086 Domesday Book. The town developed in medieval times and received its first charter in 1194 from King Richard I; soon afterwards it became a major naval base. It has the world’s oldest dry dock, and is home to several famous ships, including HMS Victory, HMS Warrior and the Mary Rose, raised from the Solent in 1982. Portsmouth remains an important naval base and is home to a large proportion of the British service fleet. The waterfront area is now dominated by the Spinnaker Tower, 560 feet high, the United Kingdom’s tallest building outside London. Other things to see in the city include the house where Charles Dickens was born, and the City Museum, which contains a permanent exhibition devoted to another famous writer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who lived in the town.
Operator Notes:
With its evolution made evident by its top seafaring landmarks and pub-filled cobble streets, Portsmouth is the perfect place to start (or end) your British holiday.
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Ship Type: Ocean
Size: Super
Passengers
2,762
Crew
1,150
Cabins
1,404
Length
278.0 m
Beam
38.0 m
Speed
20 knots
